So what does William need?

My wife and kids are always saying, “I really don’t know what to get you for Christmas!” They usually go on to explain that they don’t know what I need; and now I know that they can just use Google to find out. I’m not usually into this sort of thing (whatever you call it), but I ran across the idea here and decided to try it. Really funny!

Google your full first name (not your nickname) and the word “needs” like this: “William needs” and then post the first 10 things that Google finds. You may have to go to the website and do a little reading. Then tag 5 friends (not including the person who tagged you) and pass it on.

Here’s my list:

  1. William needs a doll (so that’s why I often feel so conflicted?)
  2. William needs help (especially when considering need #1)
  3. William needs more funds for crackdown (how could the Washington Post be wrong?)
  4. William needs to lead a healthy, happy life (if I had known this, I would have stayed out of “the ministry”)
  5. William needs money to pay for castle-building (it’s just what we do in Wales!)
  6. William needs to transfer U.S. $15 million (will you take a check?)
  7. William needs a drummer for his new band’s videos (I told you I got a new gig during my recent trip to Florida…the beans are spilled now!)
  8. William needs a haircut (so true!)
  9. William needs a show name (hey, my fans demand it!)
  10. William needs advice (after all my other needs are filled)

I’ve decided to tag Randy, John, Guy, Alan, & Grace. So what do you need?

HT: Jeromy Johnson @ A Mending Shift